Chris

someone who hates the english

He's not being racist, he's just being a chris

by Neptor April 2, 2021

Chris

An idiot who waters trees

“Chris hemsworth is such an idiot”
“Why?”
“He waters the trees”

by Rocket hero spiral gaze June 3, 2020

Chris

A usually slim guy, who claims that he eats pussy but his sex life is more empty than my ass after a nice munching, he usually has a penis that is a size less than 3 inches but clams its big when he is around his friends so he dosent feel left out.

Chris:I have a big penis, it's like 12 inches.
Everyone else: Sure ya do bud

by Anonymous fire223 July 28, 2019

Chris

A kid with the last name pike and likes all the dudes

Bruh you seen Chris?
Yea he looks dumb

He does like men

by NateTooSmoove January 10, 2020

Chris

Makes the most unessecary posts on instagram and laughs at his own jokes when nobody understands it. Loves to talk about racecars or just cars overall. Lastly, very short.

Chris: guys guys look the new car design of this is so amazing
Everyone else: dude we don't care

by （´∀`）ｂ October 27, 2019

Chris

Chris, a very Mature yet Nasty man, someone who loves to tease you every now and then

"That Chris dude played with me yesterday, I dont even know how Sery is dating him."

by HJxSHO January 8, 2021

Chris

This name means ‘Small Dick’ in cursive.

“You know Chris?”
Yeah, me and small dick are friends”

by Chris tinsley March 23, 2020