chowder rifle
The fleshy extremity that excretes body temperature (possibly hotter) microscopic babies at a high rate of fire.
chowder rifle by Backdoor Cyrus June 1, 2019
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Chowder Rifle
The spongy tissue that becomes rock solid when filled with blood that resembles a purple mushroom cap on a stick or Darth Vader's helmet that is capable of spraying hot chowder at speeds up to 28mph.
Bro, you should have seen the damage I did with my Chowder Rifle last night. I'm pretty sure Sharon's eyes are still pink.
Chowder Rifle by Backdoor Bino June 3, 2019
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pump-action New England clam chowder rifle
A cock.
I pulled down my pants, whipped out my pump-action New England clam chowder rifle, hammered away at Stephanie, and blasted a load of little sailors into her sea of love.
pump-action New England clam chowder rifle by pentozali December 27, 2011