Chotch McGotch Share definition Flag A derogatory term coined by Preston Kelley that describes a person that no one likes. Danny is such a chotch mcgotch because he sucks at life. Chotch McGotch by Pkelley May 8, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Chotch McGotch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch