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captain chonk chonk 

Captain Chonk Chonk is our lord and saviour. His immense power is enough to squash 69 coconuts at once.
"DID YOU JUST SEE CAPTAIN CHONK CHONK?!"

"YEAH! HE WAS SQUASHING 69 COCONUTS!"
A fat or aggressively fluffy animal.
Chonk by KatsGalaxii February 22, 2019

hefty chonk 

A hefty chonk is usually a cat which is so fat it can barely do anything normally.
me: OH LAWD HE COMING,

guy: who?

me: THE HEFTY CHONK
hefty chonk by peggy_the_chink September 22, 2019
Me: *Sees a chonk*
Also me: OH LAWD HE COMING
Chonk by Flash Slash July 10, 2019
that which is fat or large, in a way that is majestic
"You have been visited by the chonk. He will bring good fortune."
chonk by OgrillonDnD October 3, 2019
Word of the Day on April 5, 2020
(noun) First seen in an Internet meme that began circulating circa summer 2018, the word “chonk” refers to an aggressively chubby housecat.

According to the cat girth scale depicted in the meme, a cat is a chonk (or chonker) if it has between 30 and 60 percent body fat.

Variations: chomk, chonker, heckin’ chonker
My cat, Snowball, cries for food and tricks my family members almost daily into feeding her more than once... she’s becoming quite the hefty little chonk.
Chonk by Textbookvirgo September 27, 2018
Word of the Day on July 6, 2019
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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