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captain chonk chonk 

Captain Chonk Chonk is our lord and saviour. His immense power is enough to squash 69 coconuts at once.
"DID YOU JUST SEE CAPTAIN CHONK CHONK?!"

"YEAH! HE WAS SQUASHING 69 COCONUTS!"
A fat or aggressively fluffy animal.
Chonk by KatsGalaxii February 22, 2019

hefty chonk 

A hefty chonk is usually a cat which is so fat it can barely do anything normally.
me: OH LAWD HE COMING,

guy: who?

me: THE HEFTY CHONK
hefty chonk by peggy_the_chink September 22, 2019
Me: *Sees a chonk*
Also me: OH LAWD HE COMING
Chonk by Flash Slash July 10, 2019
that which is fat or large, in a way that is majestic
"You have been visited by the chonk. He will bring good fortune."
chonk by OgrillonDnD October 3, 2019
(noun) First seen in an Internet meme that began circulating circa summer 2018, the word “chonk” refers to an aggressively chubby housecat.

According to the cat girth scale depicted in the meme, a cat is a chonk (or chonker) if it has between 30 and 60 percent body fat.

Variations: chomk, chonker, heckin’ chonker
My cat, Snowball, cries for food and tricks my family members almost daily into feeding her more than once... she’s becoming quite the hefty little chonk.
Chonk by Textbookvirgo September 27, 2018