To eat very aggressively and with passion.
"Hey! Jared! Stop chonking bath bombs!"
by Iviola Akine December 27, 2019
A timid, squirrelly person who tries to cross the street from the middle of a block, or at a corner with no crosswalk, and fails. They often attempt to cross a busy street and fail and have to walk a few blocks to the nearest crosswalk.
Look at that chonk poking his head out between those parked cars. I bet he'll pull a frogger, fail at crossing the street, and have to use a crosswalk in humiliation. what a dumbass.
A Chonk is defined as being equivalent to a long long long long. It is disputed how the "long" prefixes affect the size of the Chonk. Some experts argue that a Chonk is equal to 256 bits while others argue it is 4096 bits.
Klaus is to work on a formal treatise to determine its size.
"I hereby define a Chonk as a long long long long"
by Cizzin January 30, 2021
A tub of lard that goes by the name Tushar.
Oh the Chonker is scoping today? He’ll need two adjoined endoscopy rooms to fit his fat chonk ass.
by GI J October 14, 2020
A cannabis "placebo", as such.

A non-existant type of cannabis whoes side effects include:

Feeling randy
Seeing white lights as red

The excuse for it being tasteless is due to the fact that it's boiled in milk to take out the flavour, this leads to the 3rd side effect:

The inability to eat dairy products, such as meat.

Used to trick people into thinking they're smoking pot.
Joe: "Are you feeling it yet?"
Shelly: "Yer, I'm well horny"
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Shelly: "Why can't I taste it?"
Matt: "Err, 'cos it's been boiled in milk"
by PlugDude June 24, 2005