Chodles 

A popular nickname for friends who are as wide as they are tall and has a buzzed head, making him look like a chode.

A Chodles is usually shy around the opposite sex and goes creeper status when drunk.

Boy: "have you met my roommate yet?"

Girl: "what does he look like?"

Boy: "he is pretty short, just as wide as he is tall, and his hair is buzzed."

Girl: "OH! that little Chodles over there with his hand on that girls shoulder all creepy like?"

Boy: "Yep! thats him!"

Chodles by Slik Rik December 8, 2009

Choblesome 

Something worth talking about

This shirt is very choblesome!

Choblesome by deterraleon June 23, 2022

chodester 

a fan of cody ko

im a total chodester. i love cody

chodester by leniew May 3, 2019

chodesweat

The perspiration that forms on a democrat's brow when they are expected to tell the truth.

1. Obama was dripping with chodesweat when asked about the Benghazi Massacre where 4 Americans died.
2. Hillary Clinton was really chodesweating when asked about the Benghazi Massacre where 4 Americans died.

chodesweat by That's the guy December 31, 2013

Chotles 

When (over text) you are talking to a person and when they mean to say clothes, they miss-spell it and spell Chotles. Usually when one spells Chotles the other person will mistake it for a mexican food or dish, making both people seem stupid at the end.

A: Im cleaning my Choltes
B: You cleaning your food?
A: What do you mean?
B: About what you just said?
A: About my clothes?
B: You said Chotles!
A: Ohhh.....

Chotles by Addie Aiello March 30, 2011

Chodest Chode

A chode that is so short and wide that it is the chodest of chodes.

"Whoa, Lance has the Chodest Chode I've ever seen!"

Chodest Chode by PapaFrank October 28, 2018

Chodesia

Chodesia (cho-dee-zhuh) Noun, Origin: Latin

Dried up taint juice along the choda including the back side of a formerly sweaty sack.

Chodesia is often wasted during the bathing process. It is best used when wiped along a female's leg for example leaving a colorless streak of fine fragrance similar to perfume.

After spending the afternoon brewing up a fresh batch of chodesia I wiped it on your mom's leg last night while snuggling.

Chodesia by Joe B. Black June 18, 2009