a complete, and utterly disturbed individual. He is a crazy womanizing skank ass bitch who is in complete denial about his sexual orientation. If you would like a better definition, please watch I Love You Man.
"You do not need to be splitting commission with that frostyhairchoad"(www.IMDb.com)
A hairy chode is someone who thinks its funny define your name as something Gay. In another sense this means that the ugly bastard is placing a lamedefinition for your name.