Chocolate fountian

A boatload of niggers going over a waterfall

it is funny watching a chocolate fountian at niagara falls

by a racist mutha fucking bastard September 6, 2010

Chocolate fountain

The result of a big bag of chocolate on top of a hot train roof

"Yes, open your mouths, it's our very own chocolate fountain!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

The Chocolate Fountain

You find someone willing to do a medical procedure (preferably a friend) called a fistula to connect your bladder and rectum so you pee and poop at the same time out of both orifices. Next you take an exaggerated number of laxatives or give yourself C. Diff to make everything inside of you liquid. Take your friend and you shit and piss out of both your butthole and peehole all over their face.

Person 1: Yo my friend in medical school surgically connected my poop Schute and urine sack in his basement so I can give my girl the chocolate fountain.

Stranger 1: get away from me

by Rogue Steel October 2, 2018

Chocolate Fountain

When you do a handstand while having diarrhea.

George: I’m bouta give my girl the chocolate fountain treatment tonight wish me luck.

John: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by JJ Charlemagne September 8, 2020

Chocolate Fountain

When a girl who's got diarrhoea gets shit in her vaginal orifice and squirts. The resulting mixture shit and squirt creates a "CHOKOLATE FUNTAIN"

"What did you shower your peanuts in?" "A chocolate fountain."

"Do you have shit in your eye?" "Yeah, my girlfriend gave me a chocolate fountain."

by Mr. T. Shingles November 19, 2013

double chocolate fountain

When you're hitting your girl from behind in the behind after a day of munching on bratwurst and cans of bushes baked beans. When suddenly she erupts shart all around the circumference of your cock, a wide spray much to your dismay. The pressure of this eruption has forced the cabbage scented diarrhea down your own ureth. Naturally, the only thing left to do is pull your wang-dang out, and stroke out the rest of the rancid fecal juice onto her back, and not neglecting to get some spritzes in her hair for karma's sake. Thus erecting the double chocolate fountain.

After we left the BBQ, Jenny and I had a double chocolate fountain for dessert.

by TGuano December 21, 2017

Chocolate fountain

He act of sticking a mans penis partially inside a woman's asshole while she has explosive diarrhea all over the mans dick. Causing a fountain like affect as the liquid shit drips down his dick.

"Man, I really wish I could of given her the chocolate fountain, but Joe did it first."

by Pubesonfire420 November 28, 2015