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Chocolate Candy Apple 

AKA "The Brown Christening"

Shitting on the babies head as it comes out of the womans vagina during birth, then licking to remove,eating and sharing with your partner optional.
what the fuck, dont chocolate candy apple that baby.

is there a term for what you've just done,yes there is, "chocolate candy apple"

stupid chocolate candy bar shaped like a man 

a meaningless and racist insult from some vyond video
soldier 1: hehe... frick.
soldier 2: ok now i heard that, you stupid chocolate candy bar shaped like a man

chocolate cotton candy 

the act of having anal sex with a woman while she takes and enormous shit, once you pull your dick out the pile of shit collected on your dick will look like cotton candy...hence the name chocolate cotton candy
she must have had a fibrous meal cause once i pulled out i had chocolate cotton candy.

she must have been holding it in for a looooong time cause when we were finished i had chocolate cotton candy

Chocolate coated candy bracelet 

When you put a candy bracelet in your mates anus after they diarrhea and eat it while blowing their back out.
Step mom: Want a Chocolate coated candy bracelet?

Candy Cane In my Hot Chocolate 

FUCKING A GUY IN THE ASS!!!
Hey bro can you stick your candy cane in my hot chocolate
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026