A choclate bandit mask is When a burgler breaks into your house and you overcome him and then fuck him and shit on his eyes and smash it in the form of a mask.
Police Officer: What happend here?
House owner: He broke into my house
Police officer: Then what?
House owner: I overcame him and gave him a chocolate bandit mask
Police officer: Thats hot as fuck
House owner: Do you want a chocolate bandit mask
House owner: He broke into my house
Police officer: Then what?
House owner: I overcame him and gave him a chocolate bandit mask
Police officer: Thats hot as fuck
House owner: Do you want a chocolate bandit mask
by CHocolate kingman September 6, 2015
When you dip your balls in chocolate and place them over someone's eyes, so that when you move your balls away it looks like they are wearing a bandit mask made of chocolate.
Jim had passed out at the party before the chocolate fountain had run out, so Danny took out his balls and gave Jim a chocolate teabag bandit mask.
by Chewbacca Bears September 5, 2006
It's when you dip your balls in hot chocolate And drip the hot chocolate on your partner's eyes from your balls
by Chappie sack for 06 November 23, 2019