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Chocolate Pipes 

A chant used when someone is pleased, generally chanted in a deep growl over and over while banging your fists against something.
Suitable situations include after your team scores at a sport game, when you find a large amount of money on the ground, or during/after ejaculation.
The word originated when a group of school boys in the computer room of Newtown High School, Sydney, Australia, decided to play a stupid flash game on the willy wonka website instead of doing their science project.
I'm CUMMING!!!! CHOCKATEPIPESCHOCKLETPIPESCHORRKETPIPESCHOCOLATEPIPESCHOCKATEPIPESCHOCKLETPIPESCHORRKETPIPESCHOCOLATEPIPESCHOCKATEPIPESCHOCKLETPIPESCHORRKETPIPESCHOCOLATEPIPESCHOCKATEPIPESCHOCKLETPIPESCHORRKETPIPESCHOCOLATEPIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chocolate Pipes by wobjob February 26, 2006
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Brazilian Chocolate Pipe Treat 

The act in which someone shits down your urethra, fills your bladder with shit, you wait 3 days for it to get marinated in your piss, piss it out and freeze it for a nice snack.
person1: i made some BCPT's
person2: whats that?
person1: Brazilian chocolate pipe treats

Chocolate Pipe 

She was on blob, so I took her up the chocolate pipe instead.
Chocolate Pipe by tufty1 April 14, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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