Chocolate Milk 

The nectar of the gods. The greatest drink ever to exist; in fact, the greatest ANYTHING ever to exist.

Some people drink multiple gallons of chocolate milk per day. These people have been known to hurl buildings into other buildings, have sex for literally days nonstop without getting tired, throw punches at the speed of light, and travel through time.

Someone invented Powerthirst in an attempt to replicate the effects of chocolate milk. They failed miserably.

It is a well-known fact that every superhero in existence draws their power from healthy doses of chocolate milk.

Chocolate Milk by meteoryte January 4, 2010

Chocolate Milk 

Best drink in the World. Why? No reasons. It just is.

Gimme some of that Chocolate Milk will ya'?

Chocolate Milk by Milliloute September 19, 2007

Chocolate Milk 

What is with the first definition?!? It's a type of milk.

Just another racist cunt using chocolate milk as a sexual term.

Chocolate Milk by babtothebone June 24, 2011

Chocolate Milk 

the semen of a black guy

girl one: what did you do last night?
girl two: i swallowed some chocolate milk, and now my knee isn't working.

Chocolate Milk by RG12345 January 30, 2009

Chocolate Milk 

An attractive Black woman,usually with big boobs,slim waist and thick booty

damn boy She's a tall class of Chocolate Milk

Chocolate Milk by ZootieMac August 28, 2010

Chocolate Milk 

The ultimate beverage.

I consumed two gallons of chocolate milk today.

Chocolate Milk by Ken Popov January 5, 2008

Chocolate Milk 

Chocolate Milk is an example of High Demand and Low Supply. At school cafeterias, they are used as a currency to trade lunches.

To obtain a Chocolate Milk, you can either A: Pay for it like a Scrub, or B: Trade an item of food of equal or more value in exchange for Chocolate Milk.

Having Chocolate Milk, you shouldn't drink it, as it, like all other School Lunch foods, is made of sodomized Toxic Waste. Instead, use it to bargain other people out of lunch items that you think look good. Those with the most Chocolate Milk cartons are the most powerful, and thus can barter for more food items.

Nolan: Hey, Jake, Can I have some of those Tater Tots?
Jake: Sure, but you gotta give me some of that Chocolate Milk
Nolan: Alright, Alright, you drive a hard bargain.
Nolan:*hands over milk*
Jake:*hands over tater tots*
Nolan: pleasure doing business with you, good sir.

Chocolate Milk by AntifaRedPanda September 9, 2020