A boy who is incapable of breathing in, as all he does is speak. His mouth is so fine-tuned to speaking utter BS, like Saul Goodman, that he is nicknamed, "Waltuh's Girlboss Cow Shitter". Over time, Chitvans have episodes of genius, and it is during these times that you may realize that you might like him, however, do not be fooled. Chitvans are nothing but gate-keepers who aspire to be lawyers who defend murderers and Russian spies and do not slay.

Hey, do you speak Russian?

No, I do speak BS tho.
Oh! You must be a Chitvan!

Chitvan by loverOfCode September 24, 2022

Related Words

Chitvan • chitransh • Chitwan • Chitranshu • chitan • chitanium • chitlan • chitrangi • Chitranjan • Chievan Rose

Chitvan

Simply summarized by:
Crazy
Ludicrous
Insane
Unhinged

She's buying you flight tickets?!!??!?!??! Chitvannnnnn

Chitvan by Juleskum April 29, 2026

Chivanese

(Chee-vah-knees)
The mumbling, run on, ramblings of one under the influence of, opiates (Heroin, OxyCodone, Demerol), barbituates (Seconal, Placidyl, Tuinal) and some psychotropics (Valium, Xanax, 4Bar), manner of speaking while "On the nod".
From the words
"Chiva" -street term for Heroin and the suffix
"ese" -in the manner or language of.

"The strange utterance coming from your wife is actually Chivanese" the priest told the man, "So she needs rehab, not an exorcism."

Chivanese by kimical d tox March 4, 2007

chitranshi

Chitranshi means one of the most lovely peron on the planet. You will find 1 Chitranshi among 1 Billion people.

A: Hey did you see how she looked yesterday?
B: She totally looked like a Chitranshi.

chitranshi by Friendly Neighborhood December 9, 2020

chitrangda

A girl who is strong willed and cute but knows how to stand up for herself.

Eg. Omg you're such a Chitrangda, I just love it about you.

chitrangda by Yourmammah August 13, 2017

Chitrang

According to popular website naamkaran.com

The baby name Chitrang is Sanskrit in origin and it's meaning is spotted or striped. Chitrang also means tiger or leopard. Chitrang is pronounced "chi-th-raang".

But in real life, Chitrang is someone who is very smart, funny, sweet, and soft, both on the inside and outside. His knowledge in IT sector is better than you or anyone or any third person.
He will help you in life no matter what your trouble is. Bhai (Brother) he is. Only if he reaches you on time that is. Otherwise, he just sleeps (in a yoga pose) and grows.

My COmputer is broken. Lets call Chitrang

Girl:Hey baby, wanna feel me dirty tonite!
BOy: (sleeps)
YOU GOT CHITRANGED!

Chitrang by man_with_a_straight_face August 14, 2012

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026