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Chitvan

A boy who is incapable of breathing in, as all he does is speak. His mouth is so fine-tuned to speaking utter BS, like Saul Goodman, that he is nicknamed, "Waltuh's Girlboss Cow Shitter". Over time, Chitvans have episodes of genius, and it is during these times that you may realize that you might like him, however, do not be fooled. Chitvans are nothing but gate-keepers who aspire to be lawyers who defend murderers and Russian spies and do not slay.

Hey, do you speak Russian?

No, I do speak BS tho.
Oh! You must be a Chitvan!

by loverOfCode September 24, 2022