In the ancient Scottish-English border region, the ancestors of the name Chism lived among the Boernicians. They lived in the Barony of Chisolm in the Parish of Roberton, Roxburghshire. The Gaelic form of the name is Siosalach and together the Clan is known as An Siosalach.
by Recluse C9 October 20, 2020
Sexual act requiring very few supplies: a belt, a cup of icewater, grit, and determination. Beginning with Amazon Position the girl ties the belt around the man's neck while maintaining tempo. This continues with the belt getting tighter and tighter getting closer and closer to finishing. However the key is not to finish right away and to give in to the belt and pass out. As soon as he passes out the girl gets off and hits him with a good 1, 2. Slap to the left cheek and cup of ice water thrown at the right causing the man to bolt back into action! As soon as he wakes up she goes down on him to completion.
A yo dawg! Finally had a successful chism last night! Turns out ice water really does wake me up better than just tap water.
by Foddyfuzzbear August 01, 2018
A lie or falsehood specifically intended to make a person (usually the one telling the chism) look good or someone else look bad, or feel bad.
(Noun)
"One time I had a threesome with 2 girls"
"That's such a chism"
(Example of a chism)
"Last night you got drunk and started fighting me and I totally kicked your ass"
"One time I had a threesome with 2 girls"
"That's such a chism"
(Example of a chism)
"Last night you got drunk and started fighting me and I totally kicked your ass"
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