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A chisato (chÄ“-sĂ¡to) is like chi energy, but bi-polar and tends to degrade character. A chisato is selfish in its dealings and cares most about what it will gain in the moment and less about what happens to others. Ego and deceit generally lead and due to its bi polar nature, slander is not beneath it.
My pet dog bit me while I was feeding it, it's a real chisato.

He speaks like a snake with two heads, a real chisato
chisato by ChibiChan2 November 23, 2021

chisato shirasagi 

horrible woman who needs to go outside
person 1: wow… chisato shirasagi’s new card looks so ass :/
person 2: ikr!!!
chisato shirasagi by dotteroonie February 16, 2022
A Spanish word for "informer." It could also mean "rat" or "stool pidgeon."
...he had chivatos like that working for him, his judgment stinks. (Alejandro Sosa, the Bolivian cocaine from the 1983 movie Scarface)
chivato by The Thinker August 4, 2004

chinatown jizz 

The mysterious liquid or goo commonly found on the pavements and in the alleys of chinatowns all over the world that give chinatowns their distinctive smell.

This material is normally organic and made from the rotting juices of animal carcasses, urine of unknown origin, pavement-pureed fruits, produce and meats, and the phlegm of a pack-a-day smoker. The proportions will vary. Once those ingredients are well-mixed by foot traffic, a hot and humid summer day cooks it or ferments it.

Chinatown jizz gives rise to chinatown stench and is closely related to chinatown cheese.
Person A: What's the smell?
Person B: Dude, that's chinatown jizz. You stepped on it.
Person A: What? I stepped on jizz?
Person B: At least it didn't hit you in the face.

Chinatown 

1. conglomeration of predominantly chinese businesses and culture.
(Other ethnicities have other "districts," for example, Little Tokyo would be comprised of mostly japanese businesses.)

2. A drama thriller made in 1974 directed by Roman Polanski and staring Jack Nicholson and Faye Dunaway about drought-ridden '30s L.A., corruption, weird family relations, and a divorce specializing private detective; spawned the phrase "it's Chinatown" - the phrase is used to refer to a situation that is impossible to deal with due to the fact that it is the result of issues imbedded in a tangled web of too many people's personal problems and/or ambitions, greed, or deviance, and that there is nothing one person on the outside of that web can do to set everything right because the whole situation is too fucked up.
1. Let's go to Chinatown for lunch.

2. Forget it - it's Chinatown.
Chinatown by Beefy McRib May 27, 2007

Chinatown Deep frier 

A mixture of bacon grease, smashed rice cake, semen, and applesauce. It is unknown if CDF is safe to consume, but it is surely unhealthy. Can be abbreviated as CDF. This term originated from the Midwestern United States.
Tom: "Did you hear Tina ate a Chinatown Deep frier?"
Peter: "Yeah, she's fucking disgusting."
Chinatown Deep frier by Kangar17 October 20, 2013
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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