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Chinese Slant

A chronic condition, unbeknownst to many, whereby many women of Asian descent - particularly Chinese descent - have a 90° vaginal lip slant.
That is, the vaginal axis runs not from navel to taint, but rather from left to right.
L. has a really bad Chinese Slant. Her puss looks like a second moustached-mouth below the belt; but hey hole's a hole.
by anoninNYC December 9, 2008
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Chinese Santa Claus

When you test positive for COVID-19, so you wait until nighttime and go house to house, sneezing into everyone's air conditioners. Despite the name, this is most effective in the summertime.
Looks like I caught the rona, time to pull a Chinese Santa Claus!
by lerogers7 December 9, 2020
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