Chinese Roulette

Not for those who can't live dangerously. Eating a fortune cookie whole, fortune and all, thus causing your fortune to come true without knowing what it is, you are playing roulette with your fortune.

Co-Worker 1: Did you see what Jeff just did?
Co-Worker 2: No, what happened?
Co-Worker 1: He just played Chinese Roulette at our christmas party.
Co-Worker 2: Wow, that dude lives dangerously.

Chinese Roulette by sXeSokol December 17, 2010

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Chinese Roulette

Buying heroin, fentanyl or dilaudid off the street, which could either be good pharmaceutical grade or could be some of the killer crap China's sending over by the containerload.

Carson died? How? - Played Chinese roulette at the grad party, man. Never woke up.
Ima play me some Chinese roulette, my back hurting so bad.

Chinese Roulette by PracticalPainiac June 16, 2018

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Chinese Roulette

Ordering the soup of the day in a Chinese restaurant.

“Tim ordered the soup of the day and played Chinese Roulette. Let’s hope he gets egg drop and not a bat”

Chinese Roulette by Yusha al Amriki April 21, 2020

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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