Chinese Roulette

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Not for those who can't live dangerously. Eating a fortune cookie whole, fortune and all, thus causing your fortune to come true without knowing what it is, you are playing roulette with your fortune.

Co-Worker 1: Did you see what Jeff just did?
Co-Worker 2: No, what happened?
Co-Worker 1: He just played Chinese Roulette at our christmas party.
Co-Worker 2: Wow, that dude lives dangerously.

Chinese Roulette by sXeSokol December 17, 2010

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Chinese Roulette

Buying heroin, fentanyl or dilaudid off the street, which could either be good pharmaceutical grade or could be some of the killer crap China's sending over by the containerload.

Carson died? How? - Played Chinese roulette at the grad party, man. Never woke up.
Ima play me some Chinese roulette, my back hurting so bad.

Chinese Roulette by PracticalPainiac June 16, 2018

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Chinese Roulette

Ordering the soup of the day in a Chinese restaurant.

“Tim ordered the soup of the day and played Chinese Roulette. Let’s hope he gets egg drop and not a bat”

Chinese Roulette by Yusha al Amriki April 21, 2020

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

Word of the Day on October 29, 2026

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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