Chili fingers

The result of fingering a girl on her period

Dude! Don’t shake my hand with those chili fingers!

Chili fingers by Chilifingers October 14, 2018

gods chili fingers

gods chili fingers is a sexual act originated in the plaza district of Oklahoma City when a limo driver stuck his fingers in a butt and licked them off. bringing to the world the act of gods chili fingers.

"man this limo driver gave me a ride home and tried to pull some gods chili fingers on me"

"no way man hope you were prepared to kick and run!"

gods chili fingers by tattooer_of_the_gods December 17, 2013

Red Hot Chili Fingers 

When a couple fills a bathtub with a gratuitous amount of chili and then sits in it together, the dominant partner pleasing the submissive partner with their hands.

Patrick: Hey sweetheart, I’m at Wendy’s right now, do you want me to get you anything from the drive-thru?
Shannon: Yeah, get as much chili as they’ll offer. I want some Red Hot Chili Fingers from you tonight
Patrick: Oh fuck yeah.

Red Hot Chili Fingers by Pat Rhan January 1, 2024

Chili Finger 

The result of a particularly large, high pile of shit in the can causing you to sauce up your fingers whilst going for an ass wipe.

I only had five minutes before my lunch break was over, so I wiped fast and got out of there. It wasn't until I shook my boss's hand that I realized I had passed him a couple chili fingers.

Chili Finger by Mad Mick! November 23, 2016

finger chili 

Chili you can find at the popular fast food restaurant, Wendy's. Named after a woman placed a severed thumb in her chili, then tried to blame it on Wendy's to collect a large cash settlement.

"Let's go to Wendy's"

"Ooh, yeah, I want some finger chili!"

finger chili by hatewords August 30, 2006

Finger Chili 

Inserting your finger(s) into a vagina with the intention of soliciting a sexual response.

Question: Dude, did you get laid last night? Response: No, but I did get some Finger Chili.

Finger Chili by Ted Haggart May 1, 2009

child fucking spaghetti fingers 

A common misconception that children posess the ability to shoot spaghetti from their fingertips; brought on by the comedic act of Dane Cook.

Man 1: Holy shit, I think that kid has child fucking spaghetti fingers!!! Did you see what he did to her?

Man 2: Nah, just threw his plate at her.

child fucking spaghetti fingers by Justin 1331 February 23, 2009