Donald Glover gets us all hard. That's why we call him boner boy. But then Childish Gambino was shown to the world, so now we call him Childish Gamboner. Perfect for when you wanna sing to your significant other a CG song:
Me: I'm gonna sing Redbone to you baby gurl ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Gf: Oh that's hot
Me: I promise you finna get the biggest lady Childish Gamboner ever ;)))
Gf: Epic
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.