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Child Seat 

The child seat is a sexual position performed between two men. It occurs when the men position themselves opposite each other; one lies on his stomach, and the other lies on his back, with their legs overlapping. The two men then bend their penii far enough to insert it in their partner's ass. They then move back and forth until orgasm, much like two women using a double ended dildo.
"Dude, you wanna do the child seat?"
"Nah, man. My ass is still pretty raw from last night."
"...Give me a rusty trombone, then."
"Ok"
Child Seat by The Kewl Kids June 26, 2006
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child seat 

The child seat is a sexual position performed between two men. It occurs when the men position themselves opposite each other; one lies on his stomach, and the other lies on his back, with their legs overlapping. The two men then bend their penii far enough to insert it in their partner's ass. They then move back and forth until orgasm, much like two women using a double ended dildo.
"Dude, you wanna do the child seat?"
"Nah, man. My ass is still pretty raw from last night."
"...Give me a rusty trombone, then."
"Ok"
child seat by The Kewl Kids September 2, 2008

Chill Seat

The seat or seats used for smoking weed
Hey bro, set up some chill seats while I pack this bowl.
Chill Seat by fistheldHIGH December 13, 2009

childeaterruwu 

A bad bitch on the social app "TikTok" who makes interesting content.
Have you heard of that girl on TikTok, childeaterruwu?? YES!! what a badbitch!!
childeaterruwu by Not.Julia January 4, 2021

childeatereli 

childeatereli is a tiktok user. They use any pronouns and is lesbian. In a game called genshin impact they main a Keqing, a 5 star electro from liyue. Keqing works for ningguang, a geo 4 star. They play the game on the EU server. childeatereli likes to tag their mutuals in some weird posts. They also said slurs he could reclaim which is bad /j. childeatereli has around 600 followers and follows about 650 people. childeatereli aprearance is unknown but based on their past username "swagihavesomuchswag" they have much swag. childeatereli seems to enjoy a game called "among us".
Do you know childeatereli
Yes they're my mutual
childeatereli by Lukapisshead March 23, 2021

childeatereli 

childeatereli is a tiktok user with around 600 followers. 🥺🥺 childeatereli tags their mutuals in random shit. childeatereli is very poor in genshin /j.
Do you know childeatereli
No lol
childeatereli by Lukapisslover March 28, 2021

CHILDEATER 

a very sane friend (im at gunpoint) please get me out I am on his computer he is gonna eat me
ME: I am CHILDEATER and I will eat you
the guy who tried to post this on my computer: please noooooo!
ME: eats him and goes back into my hole
CHILDEATER by CHILDLICKER December 15, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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