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Chihuahua syndrome

A weaker, smaller person or country that has delusions of being big and strong and thus tries to intimidate others by barking constant threats, which usually serve little more purpose than just to annoy all those around. This behavior is often frustratingly tolerated because a violent reaction against such an obviously weaker, smaller person or country would seem immoral and inhumane. Still, sometimes you just want to kick the fucking thing across the room.
Bill's neighbor constantly argues with him over trivial things, often issuing veiled threats of violence in the process, but Bill never takes the threats seriously as Bill is twice his size and clearly in much better shape. Rather than going to jail for kicking his neighbor's ass, Bill simply chalks it up to chihuahua syndrome and tries to make the best of the unfortunate situation.

Did you hear? North Korea is threatening the United States again. Again? They have such a chihuahua syndrome.
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Chihuahua Scratcher 

Did you see Irina last night? She's a real chihuahua scratcher.

Chihuahua-style 

Copulating doggy-style with one of the "little people", e.g. midgets, dwarves, etc.
JDubbs tried to hit that midget Chihuahua-style, but it turned out she was a man-midget.
Chihuahua-style by Jospeh Mamma October 10, 2003

Chihuahua Syndrome

It where you spin around on a swing and almost fly out because you are too small.
girl: omg, I had chihuahua syndrome on that swing.

girl 2: me too, we could have died.
Chihuahua Syndrome by taciton November 13, 2011

Chihuahua Stick 

When a man shivers uncontrollably when he climaxes and becomes nippy.
Giovanni had such a bad case of the chihuahua sticks his girlfriend had to crate him.

Chihuahua syndrome

Someone who thinks they’re much bigger and stronger than they actually are
That guys defo got chihuahua syndrome

Ein Chihuahua sein 

Jemandem alles nachmachen, nächste hen, hinterher dackeln, wie ein kleiner Chihuahua, der seinem Besitzer überall hin führt. /Keine eigene Meinung
A: Sie macht ihrer besten Freundin auch alles nach, oder?
B: Ja, sie kann wirklich wie ein Chihuahua sein!