Chicken bricking

The art of shoving you cock inside a chicken then grabbing a brick in each hand and crushing the chickens head. The chicken will go into intense convulsions and give you a amazing orgasm.

Ol John boy was caught by uncle Jimmy bad touch chicken bricking out in the chicken coop

Chicken bricking by ŘÖČĶŠŤ☆Ŕ April 18, 2022

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Chicken Brickin'

You'll need a live chicken and two bricks. First, fuck the chicken, then, while still mounted, take the two bricks and smash the chicken's head between them. The dying/dead chicken will thrash about for 30 seconds (or more if you're lucky) giving you a one-of-a-kind climax. Rinse chicken well. Make soup.

Screw the sheep... Let's go chicken brickin'!

Chicken Brickin' by Down on the Farm October 21, 2004

Chicken Brickin

The act of having sex with a chicken, then once your about to finish the job you squash the chickens head with two bricks, to send the chicken into convulsions for an exciting finish.

Blake, your disgusting, I cant believe I caught you chicken brickin again.

Chicken Brickin by ry-dogg May 26, 2008

abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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