The Chicago Fire Soccer Club are a 1st divison professional soccer club that plays in the MLS. Founded on October 4th, 1997, they are one of the first expansion clubs in Major League Soccer’s history. Their colors are red and white, and they played their inaugural season in 1998 and also famously won the double that year. (the MLS Cup & U.S Open Cup)
I’m a Chicago Fire fan. “OmG, i LoVe ThAt ShOW!” No, I mean the soccer team. “ThEReS a SoCceR tEaM iN CHicAGo?” smh
while banging a girl from behind, you take a bottle of hot sauce and poke the tip into her asshole, quickly grab ahold of her hips and let her do all the work as she feels the burning inside of her ass.
so i gave that girl a chicago ass fire last month, and she still wont talk to me.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*