Chia pet

When a man wears a pair of tighty whities for so long that his pubes start growing through them.
Shit dude, feels like I got a chia pet growin down there
by Jdeluc2224 December 07, 2013
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"is your chia pet shaved"

"ill fuck you right in the chia pet"
by of the sea February 08, 2016
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They're clay shapes that you put seeds on & water the open space inside & then it grows like hair. There's many different shapes & so fun!
My Chia Pet grew really well. What a cute idea & fad!
by Starchylde May 28, 2016
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A small useless animal used primarily by real men as bait while hunting for crocodiles and fending off hordes of demons.
Used often by gay men as pets, who care and feed them, and occasionally have sex with them.
Homosexual: I have a chia pet
Lumberjack: fuck you *cleaves homo in two*
by Young Reezie January 24, 2008
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A large, crusty (hard) booger that when pulled out of the nose takes a few nose hairs with it... thus resembling a Chia Pet.
Dude, that is one hell of a Chia Pet!
by GunnyP December 18, 2019
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Anyone with too perfect hair........ask Anthony.
That Waldo........is he a Chia Pet, or what?
by wallymarshall September 07, 2003
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The large ball of hair you pull out of the shower drain after a couple days.
Wife: Honey, the drain is clogged again!
Hudband: Damnit, that's because you clogged it with your chia pet again.
by MyxLastxRitesx March 30, 2010
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