Chevy Malibu 

The sexiest car a man can possibly drive, especially if it’s a nice light brown colour. Girls always flock a man with such a car and they all wish they could sleep with him.

Whoa, that guy is surrounded by chicks. He must drive a Chevy Malibu

Chevy Malibu by LilThookah September 1, 2020

chevy malibu 

An actually quite reliable and roomy car manufactured by General Motors. Ok. Maybe you people say that it's worse than Camaro or Silverado, but can you noobs quit talking shit about it? God! Just think, what the bloody fuck did the fucking car do to you???

The chevy malibu is a class leader.

chevy malibu by Cummy worm August 10, 2010

chevy malibu 

The only car known to mankind to actually cause it's owner/driver to become LESS cool and more of a pussy every single fucking mile it is driven.

"I thought the dude was OK....."
"Are you fucking kidding me,man? He drives a Chevy Malibu!!"

chevy malibu by Jim V August 30, 2008

chevy malibu 

When a man is releasing excrement and receiving oral pleasures by a man or a female. The Chevy Malibu is the final moment when you poop and ejaculate at the same time.

"After dinner at a Bill's Burrito Hut with my girlfriend, my girlfriend was horny while i was taking a shit; therefore the Chevy Malibu was preformed"

chevy malibu by Batman D Superman April 16, 2008

a chevy malibu 

A worthless pile of shit..

I just broke up with a chevy malibu of a girlfriend!

a chevy malibu by Xxmalibulyfexx March 2, 2017

chevy malibooyah 

An exclamation of defeat over another individual while driving cross country in a chevy malibu.

dude 1:"man, you totally cut that dude off."
dude 2:"CHEVY MALIBOOYAH i did!"

chevy malibooyah by tballs January 24, 2007