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Chester Springs

A beautiful, lovely and picteresque tiny town on the Upper Western Main Line which is mainly known for its legendary horse farms as well as the Ludwig's Corner Horse Show and Country Fair(Eagle Hunt Club).

Residents like the lack of pretension associated with most Main Line towns. Lifestyle here is definitely more laid back than in Gladwyne or Bryn Mawr. Kids don't have Agnes Irwin here but they do have the fab Waldorf School and Seven Stars Organic Farm.

Parents still sport their designer wardrobe but they seem to not be as concerned with status as most of the other Mainliners do.

Life is great in Chester Springs. The highlight of everyone's day is to drive up and down Rte 401 during any season (Spring and Fall being the best), rolling down car's windows, taking a deep breath and smelling the fresh air, grass, trees, even the lovely farms. In the Fall the scenery is beyond magnificent, with foliage comparable to any major New England town.

Chester Springs residents are proud of their address, 19425 is not only the hottest zip code on the Main Line but it is also the safest town in Chester County, and most likely in the top 25 safest town in the country.

Walking into the Upper Uwchlan police station and seeing the cops being the guys you went to high school with.

Walking into the Chester Springs post office and seeing your friends. The town has a great atmosphere, friendly folk living here.

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Commonly reffered to as area 19425, is as the philadelphia inquirer has stated, "The beverly hills of the delaware valley region." In recent years there has been an influx of Rich demanding upper class famailies only wanting the biggest and the best. Residents of Chester springs only compete in materialism. who has the best clothes, the best car, the most luxurisly furnished house. But the sad thing is that they all have these in common, their seven years olds are a walking abercrombie avertisement, the women are wearing that latest david yurman jewelry while carying the most recent louie vitton purses, and they all drive a mercedes or bmw, and their houses priced an extra 100 grand because of their location in 19425 are a radius of 20 feet apart all looking the same. Dont let this fool you, these people are really down to earth and humble. Lets take a look at a friday night with the public school kids. The kids get together at a friends house, the parents all think their children are sent directly from god and are all the virgin mary. Five seconds after their dropped off, shit1 cocaine is on the table and one by one they go in for a phiff. Oh so sad, the sweet innocent kids that come from those perfectly chrisitan fammilies are now snorting coke and now off to go get anal by some guy they just met in the guest room. Another past time in CHester springs? oh i thought it would be obvious? gossip, helllooo? Even the mothers liek to gossip about other kids since they think their children are amazingly gifted and so much better and talented then everyone elses. ex.-Oh my Annie, is just so pretyy, so atheltic, oh shes such an amazing person. Well guess what i bet you didnt know that annie just last night fucked David and CHris because she was too stoned to know that it was a dick she was on not the usual dildo she borrows from you because you and your husband hate eachother because you know that hes sleeping with the babysitter so you dont fuck him and rely on masturbation as the only pleasure youll get!. yes thats right. this is the real chester springs deal. I dont care what they say. 89% of the kids are stonned off their ass fucking eachother left and right. The parents have telephone poles inserted in thier rectum therefore they think its nesscary to talk abotu everyone elses bussines. Lovely chester springs is. The finest famailes, the best drugs, and the dirtiest sub 19 year olds in the world!
Joane: Shit are the waldons gettin divorced?
Lana- Oh yes, i heard they are, hurry up lets tell everyone and then go fuck because were such dikes:)
chester springs by hjdhfhwef May 9, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026