Cherwenkas

The fattest of families. The average bmi is 32. Food doesnt stand a chance in this house. Once they hit 50 years old they go crazy and dye there hair rainbow. The cherwenkas are known to befriend many animals from the forest. They think adopting them can save them from the extinction of their hapitat. There sons think they are smart by hooking up with drunk girls.

Guy 1 “Damn look at that fat ass family”
Guy 2 “oh wait thats just the cherwenkas”
Guy 1 “why does the mom have rainbow hair”
Guy 2 “ Shes just a cherwenka”

by A cherwenka farmer January 16, 2023