chef brian Share definition Flag A Humorous character that rarely appears in the comic ctrl+alt+del found at ctrlaltdel-online.com Dude, did you see Chef Brian shove a carrot in that one guy's eye to show why the lines on the road are yellow? chef brian by ABSATH September 28, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the chef brian mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch