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Cheeto Wing 

When after eating Cheetos you jack off your boyfriend and he then puts it in you only to leave Cheeto crust on your labia, often left for some other form of copulation. Usually done while drinking off shot cognac sold for 15 a shot(at any b**land) or watching yank gansta'sic movies with what is know as your slim dog(a bicurious mainly lonely bang everything ano guy; for short ma bimainlobangevanogi.)
Dang, I woke up with burning Cheeto Wings after my slim dog and I stayed up drinking to my Cousin Vinny; I must have grabbed the flammin'sic hot kind.
Cheeto Wing by Wriss-klip-madter March 31, 2021
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Flamin Cheetofinga

(v) There is two steps needed to pull of a stunt like this.
First you must eat a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos, perferbly with lime for that extra kick. Next, the most important step, you must not wash the hands, for maxium affect. Then you stick your finger in an unsuspecting partners ass.
Last night a gave a lovely young women the Flamin Cheetofinga and she loved every minute of it
Flamin Cheetofinga by AntBone January 2, 2006

Cheetofinger 

nasty sticky stuff on your fingers like cheetos.
I wanted to rub my eye but I had Cheetofinger.
I'd date that girl but I'm afraid I'll get Cheetofinger.
Cheetofinger by Grizz1 February 3, 2010

cheetoing 

The act of fingering a girl with cheetos, then eating out the cheese inside her vagina
I was cheetoing my girlfriend, but we ran out after three rounds
cheetoing by XXJVP409XX December 17, 2013

Cheetoing 

Chee-to-ing
verb
1.
Taking a picture with a full unopened bag of cheetos with a stranger.
2.
Taking a picture with an associate with a bag of unopened jalepeno cheeder cheetos

Origin
late Middle English (also in the sense ‘creeper pic’)
Chester: Damn did that dude take a picture of you with a bag of cheetos?
Turner: Yeah, he didnt even offer me any.

Yesterday Samantha checked her phone and noticed someone had sent her a picture of Marcus cheetoing, with a text that simply read"i'm different yeah i'm different.
Cheetoing by Drinkyt February 13, 2014

Cheetoing 

The act of sucking your fingers clean after inserting them in a vagina.
1. I woke up with the craziest taste in my mouth after cheetoing with my boo last night.

2. Her: do you need a paper towel
Me: nah it’s fine I’ll just Cheeto
Cheetoing by Munglord May 26, 2024
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