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cheese monger 

a bitch, whore, slut, ass-wipe, bastard, hoe, punk, etc..
patrick your a fucking cheese monger, you bitch
cheese monger by Nick . July 11, 2006

Cheese monger 

Cheese monger is a person who jokes around too much and makes people uncomfortable to be around.
He used to be cheesy, but now he's such a Cheese monger.
Cheese monger by Evelle1 January 10, 2019

Cheese Monger 

Nuh is a cheese monger someone who loves cheese and devours children.
someone who does something they regret
forgiving who you are, just know that if you hide, it dosnt go away. cheese monger
Cheese Monger by BahaaLover94 February 28, 2022

Estonian Cheese Mongrel 

An individual from the armpit of Eastern Europe, Often tries to micro manage each and all situations, and is in most part disliked by all.
I wish Martin Kuustic would quit being such an Estonian Cheese Mongrel.

cheesemonger 

vendor of cheese or indeed purveyor of interesting ideas
The cheesemonger showed us his wares

or

That guy is a real cheesemonger
cheesemonger by cheesemonger January 23, 2004

CheeseMongrel 

A game which originated in the state of Maine, in the United States of America. The game is continuous, much like The Game. The first person to tell someone else that they are a CheeseMongrel wins, but then no one else may say the word until the next day.
Gene: Hey Casey, you're a CheeseMongrel!
Casey: I already said it today. Try again tomorrow.
Gene: Aww man...
CheeseMongrel by FSM129 February 16, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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