Cheek Boner 

The act of being high and extremely happy at the same time, such as when the person is always smiling. The cheek muscles are superbly exposed at this time.

Narsqeeza: Oi man I'm soo high
Daquaen: You've got such a cheek boner right now

Cheek Boner by StudBagel March 20, 2017

Cheek Boner 

When someone packs a fat lip, producing a visible bulge in the cheek. (Dip tobacco)

Hey man, check out Eddy- he’s got a fat cheek boner!

Guy: Can I pinch a dip?
Dude: Sure, just don’t pack a cheek boner. I’m running low.

Cheek Boner by Dip Veteran May 9, 2024

boner check 

The act of checking for erections. Typically involving an evaluation of one or more cock and balls.

"Oh geez"
(Lots of gayness)
"BONER CHECK!!"
"Fag"

boner check by Goatseking April 5, 2007

Boner Check 

When something possibly sexual happens in a game of Dungeons & Dragons and the Dungeon Master wants to see if a character will pop a boner, or, if female, simply become aroused

"I want to flirt with the elf."
"She slaps you, roll a boner check."
"I rolled a 10."
"20, You get a boner."

Boner Check by DMTice40 August 1, 2015

Cheekboner

(noun)

Metaphorical phrase; concieved, most likely, by proud fan-girling Tumblr users, to express a powerful sexual reaction towards a display of devastatingly impressive bone structure - with particular emphasis and interest to the pronounced, and often vertiginious, zygomatic bone cheekbone area.

'Benedict Cumberbatch as 'Sherlock' gives me a major cheekboner' *ovaries explode*

'I dreamt about Cillian Murphy last night and woke up with a cheekboner'

'Johnny Depp in 'Cry Baby'. Cheekboner, anybody?! *sharp inhale of breath*

Cheekboner by [alkenWonderland November 9, 2012

Cheekbone polishing parties

What most people think Benedict Cumberbatch, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have together, due to their well-defined cheekbones. (NOTE: Another post on Tumblr said that Colin Morgan joins them as a member of the Fellowship of Cheekbones, but that is not the focus of this definition.)

The entire thing began when someone asked Benedict during his Reddit AMA "Do you, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have cheekbone polishing parties?"
Benedict's response was "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend f**k fantasy. Get to work on that, internet."

This promptly set everyone trying to draw out what they thought the parties looked like and generally the spontaneous combustion of the Internet. Tom Hiddleston's reaction was epic as well, but II'm not going to bore you with it. You can look it up yourself. Ehehehe.

person 1: Damn, those cheekbones look sharper by the day. HIDDLESTON STOP FREAKING RUINING MY LIFE WITH YOUR CHEEKBONES! YOU TOO CUMBERBATCH! SMITH STOP LOOKING SO INNOCENT, YOU'RE GUILTY TOO! (screaming at pictures)

me: ...of course they ruin your life with just their cheekbones, I've experienced it too. Judging by these pictures, they've just had some more cheekbone polishing parties.

me: <wonders if *koffkoff* anything else happened...> <evil grin>

Cheekbone polishing parties by Analisa Raeburn May 1, 2014

Cheekbones

Cheekbones
noun-
1. A bone in one's skull, also called the malar bone. It gives depth to the face and makes you look like a HOTTIE.
Also noun-

2. A nickname for a dude with VERY good, deep, hot cheekbones. Common nicknames for hotties.

Kavi: Hey have u seen cheekbones lately?
Person: Yeh their cheekbones have seemed really good lately
Other person: Oooooooooh are you talking about Richard?
Kavi: Shut up shut up shut up he's gonna hear you!!!
Richard: Are you talaking about me?
Kavi: 😳

Cheekbones by anarchism_is_sexy June 4, 2019