Chavas

A very fun loving,outspoken,adventurous person.usually is very good looking,and likes the girls who he can kid around with.maybe doesn't make the best choices,but surprises you.

Wow,I wish I could have been with Chavas...

Chavas told me i look bad....and he's right...

Me and Chavas had a lick war last night(:

by rawrdinosaur95 April 21, 2011

chavspeak

The twisted version of english spoken by chavs--
English = Chavlish
emo = emo
scene kid = emo
goth = goff
metalhead = mosha
skater = grunja
trainers = creps
men = mandem
thankyou = safe
hello = oright?
my friends = me crew
i will beat you up = ima bang u out dick'ed
i agree, yes, no, (any affirmative response) = init

these are just a few translations, there are thousands more

* chavspeak in action *

chav1: orite blud
chav2: orite
chav3: oi, wanna fag
chav4: safe
*goth walks past*
chav1: oi goff, go put makeup on and worship the devil init
goth: (alone) pardon?
chav2: ya startin mayte, me and me crew gonna bang u out blud so jog on
Goth:*walks towards chavs*
chav3: LEG IT!!!

by tomd is yo mama June 18, 2007

Chatastrophic

Adjective describing terrible banter or a person with terrible banter

I had to sit next to Sally at dinner last night. She was chatastrophic!

by dr ben June 28, 2009

Tenko Chabashira

An character from the popular anime Danganronpa (specifically V3).

My favourite character is Tenko Chabashira!

by Gundham Tanaka October 10, 2017

chavspastic

Derogatory term for chavtastic, highlights how awful and stupid it really is.

That is so chavspastic!!!

by Ben 'Nemesis' Martin February 23, 2008

chavs

Male chav: wears tons of sports wear, has an earring in one ear, (usually a great big fake diamond), wears adidas trainers, and pulls their socks up over their trousers. has a shaven head or awful blond highlights in their short hair. usually seen with a cigarette.

female chav: peroxide blonde hair which is extremely straight or messily scarped up into an incredibly high pony tail which is so tight, they can't move their eyebrows. pregnant at about 14. lots of tacky fake gold rings, so much it's hard to move their fingers. if not in trackies, wears tight trousers or short skirts and a top that shows a lot of cleavage.

ALL chavs smoke, drink and have slept with many people at the 0f at least 14

vocabulary consists of: innit, bruv, braaaaap, fuckin'.
usualy seen outside mcdonalds or tescos
they hate people who like rock music.
they also think their 'well 'ard' (which they are not)
their wrighting in indecipharable, as they refuse to learn, and therefore cannot spell

They are the scum of britain.

conversation of two chavs:
chav 1: s'up ma bruv
chav 2: awwrighttt

by snailee November 5, 2007

chatastrophe

A chatastrophe is any typically sudden, disastrous event that occurs during online chat- whether in chat rooms or private messaging.

Room Two was noted as a peaceable room of cozy fellowship chat amongst civilized habitués. After Room One experienced the chatastrophe of a vengeful bot-loading booter, Room One chatters jumped ship and found their way over to Room Two like so many flotsam-borne rats. This sat uneasily upon the regulars of Two, as the Oners were a virtual rogues gallery of the more virulent personality disorders. In their turn, the Room Two chatters regarded the influx of Oners as a chatastrophe.

by Mo Dixley February 13, 2010