chaunces

A replacement word for any noun.

To Chaunce: To get high

Chaunces: commonly used for "weed"

where are the chaunces at?

Are you chaunced?

Chauncey?

Lets get some chaunces.

by AJ Wilten May 19, 2008

Chauncer

A jaunty little moron. A self-satisfied fool.

That silly chauncer actually believes he's the best poker player in the world.

by TMx April 20, 2013

to take chances

to do something in spite of the risk that it implies.

Sometimes you have to take chances if you want to succed!

by Mr:- January 12, 2011

Chances Videos

Controversial type of videos in which someone (usually a user or fictional character) begs for another chance and the creator of the video along with his/her/their friends refuse to give the victim a second chance. They were invented in 2017.

"Chances Videos are worse than Prank VHS and DVD Openings! They must be stopped!" - Buttercup

by Ryan900USAYT March 17, 2022

chauncey mchamhands

Referring to a person lacking in dexterity or a soft touch who ends up destroying something they were intending to handle with care.

I gave that bag of cookies to Ric to open but Chauncey McHamHands ended up destroying the bag and leaving us with crumbs!

by Ricrah December 3, 2015

Penitentiary Chances

Engaging in a highly risky act (usually illegal) that has the high possibility of landing one in jail or prison.

Bitch please. I'm not smoking weed in public. I don't believe in taking Penitentiary Chances.

by menoenglish April 20, 2017

sweet chauncey

One who is such a complete failure as a professor due to a misplaced reliance on PowerPoint, that he has to sue for tenure.

Goddamn, he's so bad, he's a sweet chauncey.

by Torts sucks December 7, 2004