Charles Syndrome

Suddenly catching man flu on a morning after a heavy night out on the sauce

Suddenly catching man flu on the day between a public holiday and a weekend

Sorry Boss but I can't come to work today as i have been diagnosed with Charles Syndrome.

Charles Syndrome by Jack Tor S December 5, 2016

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Charles Syndrome

A person characterized by extreem narcissism and a histronic view of ones self image. Often times, these people diagnosed with CS will often blow of friends or group activities in order to look at themselves in the mirror.

Person 1- Oh man, i cant wait to hang out with everyone today, by the way, where is he{person 3?
Person 2- Ya, about him...he called and said that he was on his way here, but he caught a hiself in the mirror and couldnt look away, so he started jerking off to himself.
Person 1- Damn his Charles Syndrome got worse.

Charles Syndrome by Arch_Enemy May 6, 2009

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Charles syndrome

To make excuses and take no responsibility for one's actions and religiously blame others for all your problem and the outcome

Don't blame me for my actions cause of what you made me do, it's your fault and I'm a victim and suffer from Charles syndrome.

Charles syndrome by Karmacharles March 17, 2025

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Ray Charles Syndrome

when a girl is sleeping, cum in her eyes so when she wakes up she thinks she is blind with eye crusty things.

She gave me blue balls, I gave her the Ray Charles Syndrome.

Ray Charles Syndrome by bigdaddyb77 October 16, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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