Occurs while taking a shit, when by all necessary definitions you have completed your task, but want remain on the bowl to finish the current chapter of the book/newspaper/novel you are reading. Usually last between 2-5 minutes.
Most common in suspense novels and other mysteries.
Most common in suspense novels and other mysteries.
Roommate 1- "You almost ready dude, we're gunna be late. First pitch is in 20 minutes."
Roommate 2- "Yeah man hold on, quick pre-game dump."
*10 minutes later*
Roommate 2- "Alright let's go"
Roommate 1- "WTF man, you said quick."
Roommate 2- "Didn't account for the chapter delay. That Dan Brown is amazing."
Roommate 2- "Yeah man hold on, quick pre-game dump."
*10 minutes later*
Roommate 2- "Alright let's go"
Roommate 1- "WTF man, you said quick."
Roommate 2- "Didn't account for the chapter delay. That Dan Brown is amazing."
by Derik September 13, 2005
Someone who constantly complains about literally everything. You can count on this person to always "dap you up". Be careful in the shower, you are never safe from the dap...
by Dap me up October 28, 2019
"Did you hear about Miller choking out his squad leader with a bore snake?" "Yup. Bona fide Chapter Warrior."
by Chapter_rambo May 11, 2013
by Soynuggets600 December 9, 2021
The chapter of the Book of Sex written years during a campout of adolescent girls that references "Kinky Sex Toys."
by d jizzle my nizzle May 17, 2007
a chapter in a story (typically not professional) that is used when the author has no idea what to write about but needs to move the plot along
by CostALotAMoney July 10, 2016
a couple, whose origin you could swear could be traced back to the same star cluster after the big bang because of their connection, that when they even seem to not be on the same page they still manage to stay in the same chapter.
After a few nights alone with Andrea I knew that we were chapter buddies by the way everything clicked with uncanny accuracy.
by provider44 January 14, 2010