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Crapmuffins

Oh crap muffins I stubbed my toe!
Crapmuffins by Brittany March 21, 2004
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chubmuffin 

one who is chubby, but who is also a BAMF. i.e., Peter Griffin and Santa Claus. Can also be someone who annoys you
Shut up chubmuffin, L2lose weight.
chubmuffin by boo-boo GL October 24, 2006

cupmuffin 

The act of putting icing around one hole (male or female) then putting your penis in that hole, upon ejaculating pull out and get icing on the head of your penis. Then put your penis in the mouth of your lucky partner and drop off both the delicious treats.
woops that cupmuffin sure had more icing than i intended
cupmuffin by vneck express November 13, 2010
crapuffin by Haggie tpw May 29, 2003

chugmuffin 

that special feeling you get when it's the first day of Hanukkah and you open the most beautifully-wrapped present only to find a pair of mismatched socks filled with cherry oak wood shavings and smelling of butter pecan.
ezekiel got some kinda khutspe to unleash that mishiga when he opened the chugmuffin.
chugmuffin by doopitydoop February 18, 2011

Chubmuffin 

A penis that when erect is wider than it is long.
Danny DeVito is a chubmuffin.
Chubmuffin by J~Free February 23, 2011