Chandler, AZ

This is a place where dreams go to die. Upon arrival, the citizens of Chandler collect your soul and keep it in a jar in the Town Hall. It often has a black hole effect on one's best friend. In short, Chandler, AZ is hell, in fact when you die, if you don't get into heaven, you pop up back here.

"Its going to be like Chandler, AZ, when you have to spend a week with you grandma man"

by Paul Fitsgerald the third October 29, 2010