Champ 1: Yo mate, I got me a tattoo of of a
broken heart with barbed-wire around it and "mom" across it.
Mate 1: Cool, where, are your arm or chest?
Champ 1: No, Scooter,
it's on me lower back(turns around and lifts shirt to display tatt)
Mate 1: Ahh, lovely Champ-Stamp, Litte scooter!