Chair Fetish 

A fetish for people who get hard by looking at chairs. Ain't gonna lie, some chairs are hella thicc. I mean look at some chair pictures and tell me that SOME chairs are thicc.

Chad:Bro look at that chair
Chadd; Yeah it's hella THICC
Chad: You have a chair fetish

Chair Fetish by AsianSanta October 11, 2019

Sexual Chair Fetish 

When the person in question wants or is having a sexual relationship with a chair. Some examples may include pounding the chair leg into your ass or vagina, another example is drilling a hole into the seat of the chair and fucking it with your penis. There are many other ways too but these are the classic ones.

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Sexual Chair Fetish by catrapeman May 19, 2019

chair moving fetish 

Fetish - Sexualizing something that is not usually counted sexual. For some people it's moving chairs.

-Look at that weirdo... He always moves chairs around.
-I think he has the chair moving fetish.

chair moving fetish by RizuSnek January 14, 2018

Chain Fetish

A chain or chains fetish is an attraction to being restrained or choked with a chain. It can also just be a general chain kink.

Boy: Oh no, she's getting the chains again
Girl: Meet me in the bedroom sweetie, I just grabbed the chains
Boy: I always knew she had a chain fetish.

Chain Fetish by chickenbuttsavage July 19, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019