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Cex Worker 

Low-life virgins that have never seen a pair of tits that are not attached to themselves and also could legally have their penis declared dead because they have not seen it in yonkers. They also smell like all of a Y9s changing room BO at once and have not showered since Britney Spears shaved her head and went crazy. They also spend their time at home having intercourse with their siblings and also enjoying games of Nintendo DS Monopoly and Scrabble with their cats (generally called Pimple). If you have gotten to the point where CEX is you're only option as a job you might as well end your life or become a feet pic dealer at the local bingo club on Thursday nights.
Phil: Look at those scummy twats over there, I bet they work at CEX.
Francis: Yeah Phil, they look like sister fuckers to me and they smell of Heinz Ravioli.
Phil: Yonkers you're right Francis, I bet they spend the day scamming chavs into buying broken Wii balance boards for their morbidly obese mum with 11 children who start smoking at 8 years old however that is normal on a council estate in Croydon.
Francis: Let's beat those Cex Workers with a stick!!
Cex Worker by Ivor Gifford June 13, 2020
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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