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Cereal Waffler 

A play on the word " serial" meaning repeating something numerous times. And "waffler" meaning indecisive. These two ingredient words combine to make a cereal waffler, which is someone you probably know. These are people who are constantly and continually indecisive and can't make up their mind on what they want to do, watch, eat, etc. They usually seek help from others on making decisions and receiving suggestions, but they always have a rebuttal or say something along the lines of "Really? Are you sure? I'm not really feeling that right now.."
Eric: "Honey, any ideas on what we should eat tonight?"

Susan: "Well, I was thinking about McDonalds, but I think I want a blizzard ice cream from Sonic, or maybe just a burrito from that local restaurant"

Eric: "Babe, you need to choose one...McDonalds has ice cream too you know."

Susan: "Ugh...McDonald's ice cream machine is always broken and anyways it's the worst!!"

Eric: "Fine, we can go to Sonic if you're gonna keep being a cereal waffler"

Susan: "Well, I'm actually feeling more of a burrito than a burger"

Eric: "Too bad, we're going to Sonic bitch"
Cereal Waffler by Darkkrey July 21, 2023
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