Cell Phones 

I don't believe in cell phones, becaues the devil made them. They kill people and rape their souls, then when they are done they throw you into a firey pedagogue.

Cell phones are the devils toys and joy.

Cell Phones by Sheena Roxx February 28, 2011

bootleg cell phones 

Something that people buy off ebay when they think they are poor.

They are going to buy a bootleg cell phne off ebay.

bootleg cell phones by ass clown March 22, 2004

cell phone 

A number you should NEVER EVER give to your boss.

Trust me on this one

cell phone by jon June 19, 2005

cell phone behavior 

Behavior that is associated with cell phone users. Symptoms noted are talking aimlessly about nothing when conversing live with another person, deathlike appearance, selfishishness, delusions of grendeur, bleeding mouth syndrome, incurable diarhhea of the brain, "I'm so beautiful" syndrome, and "My life is so way important can't you see" syndrome.

Vrin: What happened to Sally Sue. She's in a nursing home.
Jadu: Why?
Vrin: She was permanently committed by society because of her cell phone behavior. Doc took away her cell phone. She's in restraints now and had her mouth permanently sewn shut.

cell phone behavior by jethrojones December 12, 2007

Cell Phone 

The term the crack-heads across the street use to secretly talk about their drug or drugs. YEs, we know what you're talking about.

Katey: "Billy, where's my cell phone?"

Billy: "It's in your fucking hand you stupid bitch."

Katey: "Where's my cell phone?"

Billy: " You're fucking talking on it." (Then walks inside all angry and shit.)

Billy: (comes out, hands her something and says) "Here's your fucking cell phone!" (Bag of crack)

Katey: "It's not enough."

Then they argue for like a half an hour, then he finally says, "Bitch, HEAD SHOT! Fuck off and die!"

And they both squeal tires out of there driving in different directions.

loudest fucking neighbors ever, I swear.

Cell Phone by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016

mexican cell phone

The horn of a car.
More specifically, the act of parking in front of the house of someone that you are picking up and blasting the horn to let them know you are there.
Implies that you are too cheap/broke to get a real cell phone.

"Dude, man.. Whoever is in front of apartment A needs to lay off his Mexican cell phone. It's 6:30a.m. That shit is annoying!"

mexican cell phone by U. Dontneedthat May 4, 2008

Cell Phone Standard Time 

The time that all cell phones have. (CPST) Much better than Pacific Standard Time, cause it fits in your pocket.

Bitchy Teacher: Robert, you are 2 minutes late to class! You should show up on time to class. You are going to get detention!

Robert: What the hell, Mrs. Cooper! It's only 8:59 Cell Phone Standard Time!

Bitchy Teacher: Oh, damn.

Cell Phone Standard Time by Tylerk74 April 18, 2008