ceff is derived from CEFF which is an acronym for, "Cats Exploding From Farting." Cats under normal circumstances could never actually explode from farting. But, from EXTREME CAT EXTROSCITY EXTREMENESS EPIC CAT AWESOMENESS cats can actually explode if they reach this level.
If things are so extreme that they reach this level then they are 'ceff'.
Woah man, it's so...so...ceff. I can't even explainit.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'