A ceebs merchant is one who does not attend happs despite having nothing better to do for the simple reason of not being bothered.
Person 1: "Yo is Mike coming to the party?"

Person 2: "Nah, don't you know? Mike is a ceebs merchant."
by z4//////1 December 6, 2022
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When you just "Can't be arsed" to say "CBA", you use the shortened version, "ceebs"
-Do you wanna go to the park today Jeff?
-Ceebs.
by Roborohan May 30, 2016
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Ceeb basically means ‘cba’ but shortened down to ‘ceeb

pronounced as: s-ee-b
by chlozza wilson September 1, 2020
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The term idiots use to show they 'Cant Be Bothered' instead of using the proper abbreviation "Cbb".
"Gaston can you take that stick out of your ass?"
"Ceebs, bro"
by Smileygoat November 28, 2021
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A shortened version of “ican’t be bothered”.
Get out of your bed!” “Ceebs!!”
by What’s Gucci February 1, 2018
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a word that originally came from "cant be fucked" or cant be stuffed" and they used cbs for short for "cant be stuffed" and then they made it into a word which is "ceebs"
yo man come to mine and play some fortnite

nah ceebs lol

rlly cunt

yeah mate i ceebs playing fortnite

well fuck you cunt
by random guy3990304 July 20, 2018
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