Cat Blocked 

In a chat room. In a conversation. Then the cat blocks the screen.

"I am sorry I am being cat blocked I cannot chat right now".

Cat Blocked by Thewholeearther May 30, 2021

catblocked 

Being unable to get up from one's resting place to perform acts such as using the restroom, making supper, or answering the front door, because one or more cats are sleeping on your lap.

"John, would you mind getting my phone? I left it upstairs."

"Why can't you get it, Carol?"

"I'm catblocked, you insensitive clod."

catblocked by DentD December 28, 2011

Catblocked 

When your cat gets in the way of you having sexual intercourse with a lovely human being.

A.K.A Cockblocked by a cat

Jason: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO GOOD
Ariel: HARDER!
Cat: *marks territory on couple*

Jason & Ariel: WE'VE BEEN CATBLOCKED!

Catblocked by Jashlon March 6, 2011

Catblocked 

When there is one or more cats sitting on or around you that make it so you can't get up. This usually happens because the cat is being very adorable and any disturbance could make it leave.

"Hey Mom! Could you get my charging cable?"

"Where is it?"

"Plugged into my wall."

"Can't you get it?"

"There's a cat on my lap. I'm catblocked!"

Catblocked by Rose+10 December 29, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022