Cat Blocked
Cat Blocked by Thewholeearther May 30, 2021
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catblocked
Being unable to get up from one's resting place to perform acts such as using the restroom, making supper, or answering the front door, because one or more cats are sleeping on your lap.
"John, would you mind getting my phone? I left it upstairs."
"Why can't you get it, Carol?"
"I'm catblocked, you insensitive clod."
"Why can't you get it, Carol?"
"I'm catblocked, you insensitive clod."
catblocked by DentD December 28, 2011
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Catblocked
When your cat gets in the way of you having sexual intercourse with a lovely human being.
A.K.A Cockblocked by a cat
A.K.A Cockblocked by a cat
Jason: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO GOOD
Ariel: HARDER!
Cat: *marks territory on couple*
Jason & Ariel: WE'VE BEEN CATBLOCKED!
Ariel: HARDER!
Cat: *marks territory on couple*
Jason & Ariel: WE'VE BEEN CATBLOCKED!
Catblocked by Jashlon March 6, 2011
Catblocked
When there is one or more cats sitting on or around you that make it so you can't get up. This usually happens because the cat is being very adorable and any disturbance could make it leave.
"Hey Mom! Could you get my charging cable?"
"Where is it?"
"Plugged into my wall."
"Can't you get it?"
"There's a cat on my lap. I'm catblocked!"
"Where is it?"
"Plugged into my wall."
"Can't you get it?"
"There's a cat on my lap. I'm catblocked!"
Catblocked by Rose+10 December 29, 2016
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