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Bro-cabulary
Stupid things that bros say.
Their own personal "vocabulary"
Sesh-- a makeout "seshion"
Rail-- have sex with
Beat-- ugly
Shmammered-- really drunk
Their own personal "vocabulary"
Sesh-- a makeout "seshion"
Rail-- have sex with
Beat-- ugly
Shmammered-- really drunk
Here's some bro-cabulary i action:
-Hey bro.
-Oh hey BRAD. Dude you were soooo shmammered last night!
-I knoooww!! i totally seshed that beat girl, Tracey.
-Bro... You railed her.
-OH SHIT MANN!!!!
-Hey bro.
-Oh hey BRAD. Dude you were soooo shmammered last night!
-I knoooww!! i totally seshed that beat girl, Tracey.
-Bro... You railed her.
-OH SHIT MANN!!!!
Bro-cabulary by Robyn Robyn January 8, 2009
Related Words
Involuntary Wii-cabulary Syndrome (IWS)
Characterized by compulsive use of the word 'wii' to prefix any word in any language. Common in serious Wii addicts who live almost exclusively in their own 'Wii-ality'. In extreme cases, victims may become totally lost in their Wii-ality forever, losing jobs and relationships, and becomming strange creatures of darkness with huge muscular right arms.
A: 'You don't spend any time with me anymore.'
B: 'Hang on I'm almost finished this PGA tour event.'
A: 'I'm leaving.'
B: 'Oh come on, wii-lese dont go...I can change, wii-lieve me, I can put this thing down anytime I wii-ant.'
A: 'You clearly have Involuntary Wii-cabulary Syndrome (IWS) and need help, good luck.'
B: 'Fine, if wii can't wii-ork it out, then wii can't and thats just fine with wii.'
B: 'Hang on I'm almost finished this PGA tour event.'
A: 'I'm leaving.'
B: 'Oh come on, wii-lese dont go...I can change, wii-lieve me, I can put this thing down anytime I wii-ant.'
A: 'You clearly have Involuntary Wii-cabulary Syndrome (IWS) and need help, good luck.'
B: 'Fine, if wii can't wii-ork it out, then wii can't and thats just fine with wii.'
Involuntary Wii-cabulary Syndrome (IWS) by el sean o October 16, 2008
Douche-cabulary
Vocabulary specific to douchebags, snobs, pretentious assholes, and pompous jerks.
Douchecabulary characterized by obscure word choices, nontraditional uses of normal words, area-specific jargon, and unnecessary prefixes. Words such as nexus, synergy, crux, post-gender and tenebrous are examples of the douche lexicon.
Douchecabulary characterized by obscure word choices, nontraditional uses of normal words, area-specific jargon, and unnecessary prefixes. Words such as nexus, synergy, crux, post-gender and tenebrous are examples of the douche lexicon.
I only went to the benefit gala because of the open bar, but clearly that asshole is trying to network, as he keeps interrupting everyone's conversations to talk about his economics firm and spout out his douche-cabulary.
Douche-cabulary by alliemyerz June 24, 2010
CartLady
Someone (male or female) who is keeping track of events in order to use them in future arguments. The CartLady is a poetic vision of a librarian going around with an old screechy cart loaded with huge books.
Once again Joe reminded me of the time I borrowed him a black t-shirt. That was six months ago! What a CartLady!
CartLady by Shadow of the former tech July 17, 2003
CartLady
The crack head lady you see pushing a stolen grocery cart with all fo her b elongings...talking to herself.
Cartularo
A derogatory term referring to Italian-Americans and their stereotypes (similar to tophe term guinea but meant as an insult)
Cartularo by Richard Starkey III January 13, 2014