A orange vegatable that are rich in vitamin K (good for your eyes, I think)
and is used as a dildo,
and used to teach naive girls how to give BJs.
and is used as a dildo,
and used to teach naive girls how to give BJs.
by emma February 27, 2005
A woman of exquisite beauty; she is extremely pleasing to look upon; like a carrot, she is good for the eyes.
by The Rev NG8 August 5, 2018
A strong vegetable farmed in willy wonka's factory. He gets them from a select few of very strong Oompa Loompas that have dicks shaped like miniature chimichangas that are orange. They cut off their Peni and dry them out and give them to willy wonka. Then in four to six weeks they regenerate a new penis and the cycle starts again. Willy wonka then sends assloads of these Peni to Mexico where they are vastly distributed as carrots. Now you know the full truth about carrots. Also, ranch dressing is Oompa Loompa cum, and lettuce is their pubes. Carrot juice is shredded Oompa Loompa penis and carrot candies from china are mashed, melted, and refrozen Oompa Loompa peni.
Oh man! I accidentally ate a still-wet Oompa Loompa dick! It is really soggy! Carrots are lesbian food!
by Azsskater2 April 29, 2014
by MightyMcGloin May 16, 2010
The term carrots is derived from the expression 'noice carrots' which is used to describe something as very good. In turn the word carrots can also be used to describe somethin which is good but not exceptional. Carrots can also be used as a reply when something is recieved i.e instead of saying 'Thank You' you would say 'Carrots'. Carrots can also be used to describe something that is funny i.e that joke was carrots. To sum up 'Carrots' is a term used to describe positive things that make you/others happy.
by hoeylad November 11, 2010
being carroted is a move of when you get someone to the ground on their back or stomach you then lie on-top of them saying carrot. you can also epic carrot someone when you get them to ground and jump on them with your elbow out while yelling EPIC CARROT.
by trent coles June 19, 2017
A cheap, healthy, edible dildo of the vegetable class. Tastes nice in stews or raw. Looks orange and tastes carroty.
"We had beef stew with carrot in it this evening. I enjoyed eating the carrot very much as I had seen it being rubbed in and out of my wife's fud."
by bobwentpop November 27, 2007