Carpet Cruncher

someone who eats pussy

dude ur a carpet cruncher!

Carpet Cruncher by xXxemodancerxXx December 9, 2008

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Carpet Cruncher

A lesbian that not only eats pussy, but also eats Frito's at the same time

She is a carpet cruncher, a hell of an interesting character.

Carpet Cruncher by Genious817adam May 14, 2019

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Carpet crunchers

Toes that are immensely bigger than the average human's fingers and are able to claw their way into your carpet, through your floor, gripping your house foundation, hence the name carpet crunchers.

Extra 1: BE QUIET DON'T YOU HAVE TWO CARPET CRUNCHERS 3000??
Extra 2: HOW BOUT YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE OR THEYRE GONNA BECOME HUMAN CRUNCHERS

Carpet crunchers by I eat your toes for breakfast May 8, 2023

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