carpet angel
After sex when cum leaks out and, goes on the carpet therefore killing possible children making them angels in your carpet.
carpet angel by 10eswenson July 27, 2017
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Carpet Angel
Carpet Angel by Septiv May 15, 2011
Carpet Angels
The act of flopping yourself down onto a carpeted floor and going through the same motions that you would to make a snow angel. This is usually attempted and/or accomplished while intoxicated. Depending on your attire, or lack thereof, this process can cause some substantial carpet burns.
Also, depending on the depth of the carpet, you may or may not actually see angelic-shaped results.
Also, depending on the depth of the carpet, you may or may not actually see angelic-shaped results.
Carpet Angels by Woobey June 25, 2016
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